Fat People’s Fixation On Diets That “Don’t Work”

from salon.com

Dear Fat People,

You’re fat because you use excessive consumption of bad food as a coping mechanism. Confront your problems head on, preferably with a good therapist, and you will no longer need to eat your problems.

You’re welcome.

Signed, 

Me

To read continually the justifications of fat people, which never include personal responsibility or the acknowledgement that they have deep emotional problems that they soothe with large amounts of crappy food, reveals they just don’t WANT to get it. They are so spooked by the prospect of actually confronting the problems that cause them to eat excessively they go to absurd lengths to justify their fatness in other ways.

This article on Salon.com by Matthew Rozsa is the exact sort that one can find daily online in which fat people refuse to face the facts about their food consumption.

Predictably these writers focus on diets and how they never work. Well of course they don’t work, you morons—diets are  temporary and unrealistic. Of course you’re going to gain back your lost weight when you return to the original diet that made you fat in the first place (2+2=4). It’s not about going on a temporary diet, fat people—it’s about changing your daily diet permanently because your current daily diet has obviously proven to be a fat-gain diet—because you’re fat.

You might want to start by caring enough about yourself to learn how to cook a few things. The number of people who boast and laugh about not knowing how to cook, which means in fact they don’t have (and don’t care to have) the basic LIFE skills needed to keep themselves—and God help them, their kids—alive, is baffling. Depending on others to feed you rather than learning how to feed yourself is the epitome of self-sabotage.

Yeah, not being able to feed yourself is hilarious.