When Older People Are More Swole Than Younger People — Watch The Shit Fly!

Some underachieving younger males are freaked out by older men who, despite being double—or even 3 or 4 times—their age, have built physiques superior to what they themselves are wandering cluelessly around in. This seems to drive them absolutely crazy. Their go-to method of dealing with such humiliation is to claim, or more precisely, accuse, these older people of using steroids—you know, as if steroids all by themselves create amazing physiques. 

To not possess the intelligence to figure out that those of us who have worked out all our lives would obviously still retain what we have built over the years reveals the severe limitations of trolls’ intellect. That anyone would assume that, despite faithful adherence to a muscle-building diet and workout regimen, that when one happens to reach a certain age it all just disappears into thin air, or that the human body at some point in time loses its ability to respond, to strengthen, and to grow as a result of strength training, is just plain ignorant. Humans NEVER lose their ability to build muscle, even into our 100s.

Trolls also attempt to paint physician-prescribed HRT as something untoward, as some “unfair” advantage, when in fact HRT merely levels the playing field. Reestablishing one’s normal hormone levels equal to that of their 25 year old self via doctor-prescribed pharmaceutical means is no less legitimate than reestablishing one’s glucose levels via insulin, or reestablishing bone strength via Vitamin D. Trolls work tirelessly to demonize HRT in desperate justification of their personal lack of commitment to achieving what they claim they desire—an outstanding physique.

Let’s not neglect factoring in as well the oddity that these overwhelmingly male sad sack trolls are searching out and spending hours on end on Youtube entranced by videos of attractive men, their farcical “no homo” disclaimers notwithstanding.

If these creeps spent one tenth of the time in the gym that they waste online thirsting and lusting and despising, they would already have achieved the physique they’ve always dreamed of. The only people worse than trolls are those who buy into, and further spread, their particular flavor of poison.