Friday, March 27, 2020

Are Chameleons More Woke Than People?


One aspect of human behavior that has been brought to light by the lockdown is ignorance concerning how exactly contagion works. Another is people complaining about empty gyms being closed down while crowded supermarkets are not. Hey, people—We need to shop for food, but we don’t need to go to the gym.

Because they have not to date developed symptoms, some sanctimonious people I know are now expressing vindication over their friends’ and families’ previously warning them or lecturing them for going out to bars, parties and such even as headlines screamed that public gathering places were being ordered to shut down.

To hear these people—weeks after many of us changed our behaviors due to being inundated with the undeniable realities of the pandemic—as seen on TV, online, in the newspapers, on the street—now try and claim they had “no idea” or “if we realized what was going on we would have taken precautions sooner,” as many at this very late date are attempting to rationalize, reveals everything we need to know about them. 

Acquiring the virus on our hands, then touching other people or door handles or shopping carts would have caused us to transfer the virus. If we soon after washed our hands or refrained from touching our food or putting our fingers in our mouths, we might not have ingested the virus and therefore not gotten sick. But that doesn’t mean those people or items we went on to touch were not infected by us, that we did not sicken others.

I continue to see and read about the irresponsible and simple-minded rejecting facts as delivered by medical professionals and scientists in favor of the ludicrous rantings of political figures. I’ll be kind here and assume they are so terrified of the reality of what is happening that they find solace in denial, in the the stupid and the irresponsible.




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Saturday, March 21, 2020

People Have No Idea How Dirty They Are…Or Do They?


Photo courtesy HuffPost UK


As everyone in the fitness/bodybuilding world knows, illness can, and will, totally sideline your workout routine.

One obvious absurdity we have all seen is the guy in the gym bathroom who takes a shit, then goes back to using the equipment without washing his hands.

But we are surrounded all the time by dirty people who get deeply offended when their disgusting cleanliness standards are pointed out to them. There are hundreds of examples, from e-coli swarms deposited by dirty people onto fast food stores’ touch screens, to women’s preposterous natural fingernail length and artificial extensions and manicure “art.” If you know a female with ridiculous fingernails, or worse you’re intimately involved with one, ask her this question: “How on earth do you wipe your ass?” Picture it.

Obesity isn’t the only stupid way that people have of willingly adopting a volunteer physical disability. The long fingernail obsession is another, sacrificing the full use of one’s hands to accomplish everyday tasks. And here we thought ancient China’s foot-binding ritual was absurd. Who would  intentionally compromise their own physical ability on purpose? LOTS of people, actually.

For the sake of your health, become more aware of all the socially acceptable ways that we allow illness and disease to spread, especially via “fashion.” 

Thursday, March 19, 2020

Worse Than Useless: Mens Health


This magazine's "fitness director" somehow thought it useful to formulate a home workout using...found objects? For whom exactly?

ANYONE who is at all fitness/exercise savvy knows how to perform bodyweight exercises, and owns some sort of equipment such as a pair of dumbbells or fitness bands.  Others, people who never exercise anyway, are not at all served by this clownish "routine" that calls for using a gym bag or water bottle as resistance.

This is typical of bullshit filler that websites desperate for new ideas employ in order to appear relevant.

There are literally hundreds of FREE home workout videos of every sort pertaining to every fitness level available to everyone on YouTube right now.

Just search YouTube with the phrase "home workout."



  

Sunday, March 15, 2020

Proof We All Need Meat

Either the vegans are not shopping, or in crisis they naturally revert back to humanity's 2 million years of survival logic.




Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Mens Journal Magazine’s Julia Savacool Is Incompetent.


Correction: a previous version of this post misidentified the magazine in question as Esquire.

At Mens Journal magazine, female writer Savacool’s reckless agenda is to spread fear among men—I'll just assume because she hates us. Too bad she’s too inept at her vocation to have bothered consulting Dr. Abraham Morgantaler, Head of Urology at Harvard Medical School via his research-based Mayo Clinic videos. She could have saved herself the shame of sham reporting based on the joke that is JAMA. But then again, she writes for a shitty rag like Mens Journal, where competence is no requirement for getting published.




Her preposterously ill-informed and incomplete fright piece warns men against testosterone therapy based on a deeply flawed and unapologetic fool-fest of yet another empty “study” in the discredited medical journal, JAMA.

JAMA, as you may recall me reporting previously, published an absurd “study” denouncing TRT (Testosterone Replacement Therapy) in 2013, claiming negative outcomes or bad side effects from TRT, that has since been debunked. Multiple medical organizations (17 in number) have petitioned JAMA to REMOVE this study from their journal and research materials to no avail. Testosterone replacement in truth has shown clinically to be of enormous BENEFIT to the majority of men, in case your own doctor is lagging in his required keeping up with all things medical—as many inexplicably and unethically are. 

Equally absurdly, the debunked JAMA study based its “findings” on a sketchy algorithm, invented by the idiots themselves, who conducted that particular study, and that has since been utilized by nobody else at all. When the medical community specializing in TRT raised a ruckus over that, demanding JAMA retract the piece, JAMA refused, despite the “study” having been disproven, nor would JAMA apologize for misleading the public as it has intentionally.

Everything has risks. Crossing the street. Eating butter. Cleaning out the gutters. Popping a Tylenol. Do your own research, or better yet, allow Dr. Abraham Morgantaler, Head of Urology at Harvard Medical School, who has 40+ years experience under his belt with TRT, tell you the truth. Watch Morgantaler's 60 second video summation below, and if your interest is piqued, go on to watch Prof. Morgantaler’s other terrific informative YouTube vids regarding TRT:


In this MAYO CLINIC video, Dr. Abraham Morgantaler,
Head of Urology at Harvard Medical School,
tells it like it is.


Here's A Crazy Idea: Wash Your Fucking Hands.

Photo courtesy Webmd.com

Recently what we are learning about people’s ignorance of common cleanliness is that it's both uncommon and unnerving.

For decades I’ve been fully aware that gyms are bacteria farms, and thus have taken precautionary measures. One example is when I have an itch on my face, I pull up my Tshirt collar and use the inside of the Tshirt to rub or scratch. I also wash both my water bottle and my hands before leaving the gym. I also cover the bench with a towel and wear workout gloves which, although they do leave fingertips exposed, at least provide cover for most of my hand area. The gloves are then stored in a side pocket of my gym bag away from my water bottle to avoid cross contamination.

For 15 years, from 2004 to the end of 2019, I never suffered the flu, and only had one cold lasting 3 days. I attribute that to washing my hands throughout the day, and keeping my hands away from my face when I was out and about.

But to hear people on a street video react with surprise when told that dirty hands spread bacteria and viruses —as if this were some brand-new, never before heard discovery—really makes you wonder.

The idiot billionaire Michael Bloomberg, who wasted $500 million in his run for the Democratic Presidential nomination, was shown on video, after taking a piece of pizza off a table at a gathering, aggressively licking his fingers—ALL OF THEM, one by one, and then over again, ignoring the napkins right there beside the pizza box—in the midst of the coronavirus epidemic, proving that stupidity combined with lack of table etiquette are not limited just to the poorer classes.




Another study found that upon swabbing the touch screens at hundreds of fast food outlets, that 100% of the screens tested positive for e-coli. 100%! So, nobody washes their hands after taking a shit?

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Disguising An Unfit Physique


GQ Magazines "Style Editor" Noah Johnson, photo courtesy Conde Nast.


One of the benefits to working out is looking good in clothes—any and all clothes.

Jeans. T shirts. A suit.

Who looks better in a $10 T shirt, the lean muscular guy or the guy with the dad bod paunch? The clothing industry trolls the most insecure population with the most expensive clothes, as if a thousand-dollar pair of YSL jeans will magically distract from what the whole world can plainly see.

It's a proven fact that people really do believe they’ll look better in the $100 T shirt over the $20 version, just like fat women think that a lot of expensive makeup and hair and crazy expensive manicures that include tacky artwork will disguise the fact they’re fat. Overweight guys and gals are told to wear “slimming” black or vertical stripes to successfully camouflage the excess pounds. No one is fooled by this:



Recently I’ve even seen a spate of articles online instructing both genders on how to dress in order to disguise a problem for which there can be no disguise, and this advice was not targeted at overweight people exclusively. Fashion advice for guys who are less than fit so as to appear more jacked than they actually are is one example:


YouTube video

It is true that the right clothes can do wonders for one’s appearance, but the opposite is true as well. The photo at the top shows the then-newly promoted editor of GQ STYLE Magazine Noah Johnson.

As Chandler Bing might say, “Could this guy be any less stylish?” Neither the jeans nor the T shirt fit him at all, but look at that fucking "belt"—it’s a goddamn shoelace. Real stylish there, GQ! Way to show the whole world no one in their right mind should ever be consulting GQ magazine for anything related to one's appearance.